About Two Hoots

At Two Hoots, we make clothes for people who couldn’t care less about what the world thinks — but care deeply about how they express themselves.
We’re not here to shout slogans. We’re here to whisper truths — wrapped in satire, stitched with sarcasm, and served with a smirk.

Born out of the simple belief that intelligence and humor deserve better fabric, Two Hoots creates apparel that speaks fluent wit. Our designs blend sharp observation with everyday absurdity — turning T-shirts into conversation starters, and hoodies into inside jokes you can wear.

Whether it’s a clever quip, a sly pop-culture dig, or a line that cuts through small talk like a hot iron on polyester — every Two Hoots piece says something without trying too hard.

Our Philosophy

We believe humor isn’t just funny — it’s freeing.
Our clothes are for the thinkers, the rebels, the ones who roll their eyes before they roll up their sleeves.
If you’ve ever laughed inappropriately in a meeting or realized the joke was actually on everyone else — welcome home.

Our Craft

Each Two Hoots piece is crafted for comfort and designed for cleverness.
Soft cotton. Clean fits. Subtle design.
Because when your words hit this hard, your clothes shouldn’t have to shout.

Our Promise

We promise never to take ourselves too seriously.
We’ll make sure your wardrobe keeps a straight face — so your humor can do the heavy lifting.

We are a proud Indian brand with all our products Made In India.

Address: WIT AND ZEN APPARELS 235, 2nd stage, 13th road, Indiranagar, Bengaluru 560038

To share any feedback, advice or thoughts, feel free to reach out:

 Email: support@twohoots.in
 WhatsApp: +919108932141