Some people bleed emotion. The rest of us bleed coffee. This Two Hoots sweatshirt features a striking, satirical illustration: an arrow piercing a heart—only instead of blood, rich coffee spills out. It’s dark, funny, poetic, and painfully relatable for anyone who runs on caffeine and questionable life choices.
The design blends clean minimal line art with a clever twist, capturing that universal truth: love may hurt, but at least coffee heals. Perfect for morning people (rare), night owls (common), and caffeine addicts (everyone).
Soft, warm, and irresistibly quirky, this sweatshirt is a wearable mood—equal parts heartbreak, humor, and espresso
Fabric: 100% cotton, 300 GSM fleece – thick, soft, and breathable for daily comfort.
Fit: Unisex regular fit – crafted for a relaxed silhouette with snug ribbed cuffs and hem.
Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.