Celebrate that spark of individuality—with a wink at how fast the world tries to flatten it. It’s clever, relatable, slightly rebellious, and unmistakably Two Hoots.

Whether you're sitting in a classroom, clocking into a cubicle, or navigating a world full of forms, rules, templates, and “standard operating procedures,” this sweatshirt is a reminder that you were never meant to fit neatly into a box.

Comfy enough for everyday wear, bold enough to make a point—this piece blends humor and truth in a way that gets smiles, nods, and “Where’d you get that?” everywhere you go.

Fabric: 100% cotton, 300 GSM fleece – thick, soft, and breathable for daily comfort. 

Fit: Unisex regular fit – crafted for a relaxed silhouette with snug ribbed cuffs and hem.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.